People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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