NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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