talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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