sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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