he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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