Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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