Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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