Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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