I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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