so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
