he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day