I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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