That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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