Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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