Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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