now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Too much gin, very little bucket
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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