so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
