just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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