Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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