I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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