Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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