if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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