I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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