Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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