why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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