You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Panties = found
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
