Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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