Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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