Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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