Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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