Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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