i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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