Having a random hookup so left but love u
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
do herpes really smell.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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