I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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