what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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