I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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