Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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