A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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