Im at strip club and am horny
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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