is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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