I'll bet she douches with gravy.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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