Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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