put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think I just shit out all my problems.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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