I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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