You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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