ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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