Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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