It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sorry about my life...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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