I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I am available for nakedness
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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