You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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