Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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