I think scott just propositioned me for sex
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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