i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize