It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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