I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wear drunk well.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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