i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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