If that was your dad, he is hot
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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